This page is a collection of random reflections and original quotes friends and family often refer to as "Evanisms"...some of which have made their way into SkyDogCon, etc.
"It's great to learn from your experience, but it's often a greater experience to learn from others."
“If you can’t or won’t explain it then you better be prepared to defend it!"
"It's my sincere belief the politics of information security is a greater risk to any org than the most advanced & persistent attacker."
"If you're failing and trying to scale, you're likely scaling your failings."
“Have a beer, have a breakthrough...if the latter fails at least you had a beer!"
"I may not be willing to burn down this bridge, but I can still throw you off of it!"
"You can't spell fun without F and U!"
“I’m not tempting fate…I’m respecting its persistence!"
"If they ask...I'm not here, you don't know me...and you need to confess!"
"Youth may be wasted on the young, but money is wasted on the old!”
"US Postal Service...a better use for spare change than throwing it in a fountain? At least with the fountain I can see where my money went!"
“Whats going on in my head? It’s like the wheel on Wheel of Fortune…constantly spinning, not really going anywhere, but sometimes you hit a jackpot!...Or a bankrupt..."
"Cyber" Job Titles & Slogans...
cyber insurance claims policy adjuster
checkbox mitigation strategist
cyber linguistics analyst
"moving at the speed of cyber"
"compliance defense framework"